45 Funny Triathlon Draft Day Messages

Browse 45 carefully crafted funny sports messages for your friend. Copy, share, or send instantly.

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Here is to you, friend. Have the amazing sports you deserve.
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You deserve every bit of kindness coming your way.
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Thinking of you and smiling, as usual.
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Do not count the candles. Just enjoy the glow and call the fire department.
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Your sports reminds me how lucky I am to have you, friend.
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Happy sports, friend! You age so well, it is honestly suspicious.
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Congrats on being one year closer to the senior discount.
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Another trip around the sun and you have not been kicked off the planet yet. Congrats!
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Life sent me a gem when it sent me you.
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Happy Sports! Today you are the star, which means tomorrow it is back to normal.
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May your sports be as grand as you are.
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Happy sports! You are aging like a meme: better every time it comes back around.
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Thinking of you today and sending all my excitement, friend.
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Your kindness never goes unnoticed. Thank you for being you.
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Hope today treats you as kindly as you treat everyone else.
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Happy sports! I was going to make an age joke, but I respect my elders.
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Raising a toast to you on your sports. You have earned every bit of comfort.
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Some people make the world brighter just by being in it. You are one of them.
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You are like a fine wine: older, pricier, and best enjoyed in moderation.
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Here is a hug in message form, just for you.
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Sending you the biggest wishes on your sports, friend.
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Happy Sports! Today we celebrate you and all the belly laughs you bring.
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May kisses find you today and stay with you all week.
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Happy Sports! Let us pretend the candles are not a fire hazard this year.
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Just a little note to remind you how truly iconic you are.
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Happy sports! If anyone asks, we are still 29.
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Happy Sports! May your day be as charming as your dance moves are questionable.
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Today is all about you. Happy sports!
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Thank you for being the kind of friend everyone hopes for.
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Your sports is the one day I will laugh with you, not at you. Enjoy it.
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Happy Sports to someone who makes every day feel like a celebration.
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Happy sports, friend! Wishing you a day filled with smiles and appreciation.
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Your sports is proof that cake fixes almost everything.
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They say wisdom comes with age. You must be the exception that proves the rule.
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Happy Sports! May your WiFi be fast and your relatives be brief.
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Grateful for you today and every single day, friend.
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Happy sports! You are not getting older, you are becoming a classic.
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Every memory with you is a good one.
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Thank you for always being one text away.
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You still look younger than your actual age. Keep lying, it is working.
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Getting older is like a software update: nobody wants it, but here we are.
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Happy Sports! I would have gotten you a gift, but you already have me. You are welcome.
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Happy Sports! Hope today brings you everything you have been wishing for.
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You have a way of making ordinary days feel wonderful.
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You make bad days bearable and good days unforgettable.
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This page contains 45 unique funny messages tailored for your friend.

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