45 Funny Triathlon Pro Contract Messages

Browse 45 carefully crafted funny sports messages for your friend. Copy, share, or send instantly.

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Happy Sports! May your day be as fantastic as your dance moves are questionable.
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You are not old. You are vintage. Very, very vintage.
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You are appreciated more than words can say.
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Happy Sports! Eat the cake, make the wish, enjoy every second.
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Happy Sports, friend. You make the world better just by being in it.
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May this sports be your best one yet, filled with smiles and harmony.
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Cheers to you on your sports! You deserve all the adventures in the world.
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To my remarkable friend, may your sports be unforgettable.
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Hope your sports is filled with friendship, success, and people you love.
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Here is to you, friend. Have the magical sports you deserve.
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Thinking of you today and sending all my gratitude, friend.
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Your sports is proof that cake fixes almost everything.
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Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is clearly optional for you.
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Happy Sports! Today you are the star, which means tomorrow it is back to normal.
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The world needs more people like you, friend.
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Do not count the candles. Just enjoy the glow and call the fire department.
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A little reminder that you are loved, appreciated, and thought of often.
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Happy Sports! Today we celebrate you and all the sunshine you bring.
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Wishing you a day as terrific as your smile. Happy sports!
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Here is to us and all the support still ahead.
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Congratulations on surviving another year of my friendship, friend.
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You are the only person I know who gets more fabulous with age. Show off.
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Your kindness never goes unnoticed. Thank you for being you.
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You deserve every bit of cheer coming your way.
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You make bad days bearable and good days unforgettable.
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You are the kind of friend who feels like family.
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Happy sports! Remember, calories do not count today. Science.
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May wishes find you today and stay with you all week.
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Happy Sports! Let us pretend the candles are not a fire hazard this year.
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Your sports is the one day I will laugh with you, not at you. Enjoy it.
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Happy sports! I was going to make an age joke, but I respect my elders.
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Age is just a number. In your case, a really big, impressive number.
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Happy Sports! I would have gotten you a gift, but you already have me. You are welcome.
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Congrats on being one year closer to the senior discount.
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Happy sports! You are aging like a meme: better every time it comes back around.
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Life is better with you in it, plain and simple.
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Happy Sports! Hope today brings you everything you have been wishing for.
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Wishing you a sports overflowing with dreams, friendship, and cheer.
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Your sports is the perfect excuse to tell you how legendary you are.
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You bring kisses wherever you go. Never stop.
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Wishing you 45 percent more laughter this year, starting today.
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Hope today treats you as kindly as you treat everyone else.
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Just a little note to remind you how truly unstoppable you are.
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Raising a toast to you on your sports. You have earned every bit of admiration.
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Another year, another reason to celebrate how joyful you are.
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This page contains 45 unique funny messages tailored for your friend.

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