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#1
The greatest wealth is health.
#2
Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food.
#3
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
#4
The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.
#5
The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.
#6
It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.
#7
The only reason for time is so that everything does not happen at once.
#8
A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you.
#9
If you tell the truth, you do not have to remember anything.
#10
The more that you read, the more things you will know.
#11
The harder I work, the luckier I get.
#12
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
#13
The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.
#14
Love is not about how many days, months, or years you have been together. Love is about how much you love each other every single day.
#15
To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.
#16
Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope.
#17
In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours. In all the world, there is no love for you like mine.
#18
Love is an untamed force. When we try to control it, it destroys us. When we try to imprison it, it enslaves us.
#19
You know you are in love when you cannot fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
#20
Love does not dominate; it cultivates.
#21
We are most alive when we are in love.
#22
Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans.
#23
The purpose of our lives is to be happy.
#24
Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
#25
In the end, it is not the years in your life that count. It is the life in your years.
#26
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.
#27
The biggest adventure you can take is to live the life of your dreams.
#28
Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.
#29
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
#30
Life is a flower of which love is the honey.
#31
Your time is limited, so do not waste it living someone else is life.
#32
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
#33
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
#34
True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable.
#35
Friends are the family you choose.
#36
There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship.
#37
A sweet friendship refreshes the soul.
#38
Life was meant for good friends and great adventures.
#39
Good friends are like stars. You do not always see them, but you know they are always there.
#40
Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.
#41
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
#42
The road to success and the road to failure are almost exactly the same.
#43
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.
#44
Do not be afraid to give up the good to go for the great.
#45
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
#46
Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.
#47
The secret of success is to do the common thing uncommonly well.
#48
Success is not how high you have climbed, but how you make a positive difference to the world.
#49
If you really look closely, most overnight successes took a long time.
#50
Happiness is not something ready-made. It comes from your own actions.
#51
The most important thing is to enjoy your life—to be happy—it is all that matters.
#52
Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.
#53
The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts.
#54
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
#55
For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
#56
Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
#57
Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product.
#58
Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life.
#59
The only way to do great work is to love what you do.
#60
Believe you can and you are halfway there.
#61
It always seems impossible until it is done.
#62
Do not watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.
#63
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
#64
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
#65
What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals.
#66
Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.
#67
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
#68
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
#69
The best way to predict the future is to create it.
#70
You miss 100% of the shots you do not take.
#71
Whether you think you can or you think you cannot, you are right.
#72
I have not failed. I have just found 10,000 ways that will not work.
#73
Limit your always and your nevers.
#74
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says I am possible.
#75
There is no substitute for hard work.
#76
The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
#77
Creativity is intelligence having fun.
#78
Family is not an important thing. It is everything.
#79
The love of family and the admiration of friends is much more important than wealth and privilege.
#80
Family is where life begins and love never ends.
#81
A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
#82
The family is one of nature is masterpieces.
#83
In time of test, family is best.
#84
Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten.
#85
The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other is life.
#86
Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family: Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.
#87
Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family.
#88
The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
#89
Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.
#90
Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.
#91
The only way to avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.
#92
Patience is the companion of wisdom.
#93
Turn your wounds into wisdom.
#94
The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.
#95
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you would have preferred to talk.
#96
Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude.
#97
A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events, and outcomes.
#98
Excellence is not a skill, it is an attitude.
#99
People may hear your words, but they feel your attitude.
#100
Ability is what you are capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it.
#101
Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.
#102
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
#103
The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.
#104
Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal.
#105
Keep your face always toward the sunshine—and shadows will fall behind you.
#106
Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you will start having positive results.
#107
Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will.
#108
The only time you fail is when you fall down and stay down.
#109
Every day may not be good, but there is something good in every day.
#110
A strong, positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success.
#111
The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible.
#112
When you think positive, good things happen.
#113
Stay positive, work hard, make it happen.
#114
All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
#115
A dream does not become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination, and hard work.
#116
Dream big and dare to fail.
#117
The only thing worse than starting something and failing is not starting something.
#118
Do not dream your life, live your dream.
#119
No matter where you are from, your dreams are valid.
#120
Dreams are the touchstones of our characters.
#121
Every great dream begins with a dreamer.
#122
If you can dream it, you can do it.
#123
Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness.
#124
Once you choose hope, anything is possible.
#125
Hope is a waking dream.
#126
We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.
#127
Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul.
#128
Let your hopes, not your hurts, shape your future.
#129
Hope is important because it can make the present moment less difficult to bear.
#130
When the world says give up, hope whispers try it one more time.
#131
Hope is a force of nature. Do not let anyone tell you different.
#132
While there is life, there is hope.
#133
Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths.
#134
The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.
#135
You never know how strong you are until being strong is your only choice.
#136
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
#137
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak.
#138
Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
#139
A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
#140
Strength and growth come only through continuous effort and struggle.
#141
You have power over your mind—not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.
#142
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the assessment that something else is more important than fear.
#143
It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.
#144
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear—not absence of fear.
#145
Have enough courage to trust love one more time and always one more time.
#146
Courage starts with showing up, and letting ourselves be seen.
#147
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face.
#148
Courage is the most important of all the virtues because without courage, you cannot practice any other virtue consistently.
#149
Be brave. Take risks. Nothing can substitute experience.
#150
Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years.
#151
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
#152
Every birthday is a gift. Every day is a gift.
#153
Do not count the years — make the years count.
#154
A birth-date is a reminder to celebrate the life as well as to update the life.
#155
The great thing about getting older is that you do not lose all the other ages you have been.
#156
Live your life and forget your age.
#157
Time is what we want most, but what we use worst.
#158
The two most powerful warriors are patience and time.
#159
Lost time is never found again.
#160
Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind.
#161
The future starts today, not tomorrow.
#162
Do not count the days, make the days count.
#163
Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend.
#164
Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow has not yet come. We have only today.
#165
A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take.
#166
The love between a father and daughter is forever.
#167
Sisters are different flowers from the same garden.
#168
Brothers and sisters are as close as hands and feet.
#169
To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world.
#170
The greatest thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
#171
Grandparents are the footsteps to the future generations.
#172
A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.
#173
True friends are never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart.
#174
The best teachers are those who show you where to look but do not tell you what to see.
#175
A mentor is someone who sees more talent and ability within you than you see in yourself.
#176
You are my sun, my moon, and all my stars.
#177
I would rather spend one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.
#178
You are my today and all of my tomorrows.
#179
If I know what love is, it is because of you.
#180
I swear I could not love you more than I do right now, and yet I know I will tomorrow.
#181
You are my best friend, my human diary, and my other half.
#182
I look at you and see the rest of my life in front of my eyes.
#183
I choose you. And I will choose you over and over and over.
#184
You are my greatest adventure.
#185
I love you for all that you are, all that you have been, and all you are yet to be.
#186
You are the source of my joy, the center of my world, and the whole of my heart.
#187
I am much more me when I am with you.
#188
You are my heart is home.
#189
Where there is love there is life.
#190
In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours.
#191
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
#192
Nothing will work unless you do.
#193
Hard work beats talent when talent does not work hard.
#194
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
#195
Dreams do not work unless you do.
#196
The mind is everything. What you think you become.
#197
Your mind is a powerful thing. When you fill it with positive thoughts, your life will start to change.
#198
Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without.
#199
A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to its old dimensions.
#200
The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled.
#201
The heart has its reasons which reason knows not.
#202
Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden.
#203
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched—they must be felt with the heart.
#204
Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.
#205
Your heart knows the way. Run in that direction.
#206
Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
#207
In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks.
#208
Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished.
#209
The earth has music for those who listen.
#210
Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience.
#211
Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
#212
Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart.
#213
Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.
#214
Beauty begins the moment you decide to be yourself.
#215
Outer beauty attracts, but inner beauty captivates.
#216
Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.
#217
Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.
#218
There is no greatness where there is no simplicity, goodness and truth.
#219
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
#220
Knowledge is power.
#221
An investment in knowledge pays the best interest.
#222
The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you.
#223
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one is ignorance.
#224
Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice.
#225
Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.
#226
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.
#227
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
#228
Develop a passion for learning. If you do, you will never cease to grow.
#229
A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way.
#230
Leadership is not about being in charge. It is about taking care of those in your charge.
#231
A true leader has the confidence to stand alone, the courage to make tough decisions, and the compassion to listen.
#232
A leader is a dealer in hope.
#233
Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower.
#234
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.
#235
Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.
#236
Success in business requires training and discipline and hard work.
#237
Do not worry about failure; you only have to be right once.
#238
Chase the vision, not the money. The money will end up following you.
#239
A goal without a plan is just a wish.
#240
Setting goals is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible.
#241
If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.
#242
Goals are dreams with deadlines.
#243
Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment.
#244
We must all suffer one of two things: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret.
#245
With self-discipline most anything is possible.
#246
Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines, practiced every day.
#247
The first and best victory is to conquer self.
#248
Where focus goes, energy flows.
#249
Starve your distractions, feed your focus.
#250
Focus on being productive instead of busy.
#251
Always remember, your focus determines your reality.
#252
The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new.
#253
Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.
#254
Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.
#255
Have patience. All things are difficult before they become easy.
#256
Genius is eternal patience.
#257
With love and patience, nothing is impossible.
#258
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
#259
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
#260
Be the change that you wish to see in the world.
#261
A warm smile is the universal language of kindness.
#262
Treat everyone with politeness and kindness, not because they are nice, but because you are.
#263
Gratitude turns what we have into enough.
#264
Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.
#265
When you arise in the morning think of what a privilege it is to be alive, to think, to enjoy, to love.
#266
Wear gratitude like a cloak, and it will feed every corner of your life.
#267
Start each day with a positive thought and a grateful heart.
#268
Humility is not thinking less of yourself, it is thinking of yourself less.
#269
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.
#270
Humility is the foundation of all the other virtues.
#271
It is unwise to be too sure of one is own wisdom.
#272
Humility will open more doors than arrogance ever will.
#273
Integrity is doing the right thing, even when no one is watching.
#274
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.
#275
The supreme quality for leadership is unquestionably integrity.
#276
With integrity, you have nothing to fear, since you have nothing to hide.
#277
One of the truest tests of integrity is its blunt refusal to be compromised.
#278
No legacy is so rich as honesty.
#279
Honesty is more than not lying. It is truth telling, truth speaking, truth living, and truth loving.
#280
Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it will always get you the right ones.
#281
Every lie is two lies, the lie we tell others and the lie we tell ourselves to justify it.
#282
The high road is always respected. Honesty and integrity are always rewarded.
#283
The strength of a family, like the strength of an army, is in its loyalty to each other.
#284
Loyalty is the pledge of truth to oneself and others.
#285
Without loyalty there is no love. Without trust there is no relationship.
#286
Respect yourself and others will respect you.
#287
One of the most sincere forms of respect is actually listening to what another has to say.
#288
Respect is how to treat everyone, not just those you want to impress.
#289
Trust takes years to build, seconds to break, and forever to repair.
#290
The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.
#291
To be trusted is a greater compliment than being loved.
#292
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
#293
Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
#294
The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest.
#295
Forgiveness is the final form of love.
#296
If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.
#297
The simplest acts of kindness are by far more powerful than a thousand heads bowing in prayer.
#298
Compassion is the basis of morality.
#299
A kind gesture can reach a wound that only compassion can heal.
#300
Life is a journey, not a destination.
#301
A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles.
#302
The path to success is to take massive, determined action.
#303
There is no path to happiness. Happiness is the path.
#304
The path to wisdom is paved with humility.
#305
Success is a journey, not a destination.
#306
The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away.
#307
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
#308
Find your purpose, and you will find your peace.
#309
Life is without meaning. You bring the meaning to it.
#310
The meaning of things lies not in the things themselves, but in our attitude towards them.
#311
The meaning of life is to give life meaning.
#312
Fortune favors the prepared mind.
#313
The first step toward change is awareness. The second step is acceptance.
#314
The awakening of the heart is the beginning of love.
#315
The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant.
#316
Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.
#317
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
#318
Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work.
#319
The greatest skill is the ability to learn.
#320
The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach your full potential.
#321
Chance favors the prepared mind.
#322
Challenges are what make life interesting. Overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.
#323
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
#324
Every obstacle is a stepping stone to success.
#325
Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body.
#326
The struggle you are in today is developing the strength you need for tomorrow.
#327
To live is to suffer, to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering.
#328
The soul always knows what to do to heal itself. The challenge is to silence the mind.
#329
The mind is like an iceberg, it floats with one-seventh of its bulk above water.
#330
Quiet the mind, and the soul will speak.
#331
The best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other.

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