Funny Quotes

The most funny words are the ones that stay with you forever.

A truly funny quote can change the course of your day.

Let these funny words lift your spirit and calm your mind.

There is something deeply funny about finding the right words.

The best funny messages come straight from the heart.

Wrap yourself in these funny thoughts and feel the warmth.

Nothing is more funny than sincerity in every word.

These funny sayings carry the weight of genuine feeling.

A funny voice is the one the soul recognizes first.

Find comfort in these funny words whenever you need them.

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.

The only reason for time is so that everything does not happen at once.

If you tell the truth, you do not have to remember anything.

The more that you read, the more things you will know.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.

Yoga is not about touching your toes. It is about what you learn on the way down.

Society is like a stew. If you do not stir it occasionally, all the scum rises to the top.

Nostalgia is a seductive liar.

A legend is an old man with a cane known for what he used to do.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Rarely do great beauty and great virtue dwell together.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: What! You too? I thought I was the only one.