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#1
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
#2
The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts.
#3
You have power over your mind—not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.
#4
The mind is everything. What you think you become.
#5
Your mind is a powerful thing. When you fill it with positive thoughts, your life will start to change.
#6
Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without.
#7
A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to its old dimensions.
#8
The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled.
#9
Fortune favors the prepared mind.
#10
The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant.
#11
Chance favors the prepared mind.
#12
Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body.
#13
The soul always knows what to do to heal itself. The challenge is to silence the mind.
#14
The mind is like an iceberg, it floats with one-seventh of its bulk above water.
#15
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
#16
The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.
#17
The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.
#18
It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.
#19
The only reason for time is so that everything does not happen at once.
#20
A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you.
#21
If you tell the truth, you do not have to remember anything.
#22
The more that you read, the more things you will know.
#23
The harder I work, the luckier I get.
#24
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
#25
The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.
#26
Love is not about how many days, months, or years you have been together. Love is about how much you love each other every single day.
#27
To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.
#28
Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope.
#29
In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours. In all the world, there is no love for you like mine.
#30
Love is an untamed force. When we try to control it, it destroys us. When we try to imprison it, it enslaves us.
#31
You know you are in love when you cannot fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
#32
Love does not dominate; it cultivates.
#33
We are most alive when we are in love.
#34
Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans.
#35
The purpose of our lives is to be happy.
#36
Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
#37
In the end, it is not the years in your life that count. It is the life in your years.
#38
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.
#39
The biggest adventure you can take is to live the life of your dreams.
#40
Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.
#41
Life is a flower of which love is the honey.
#42
Your time is limited, so do not waste it living someone else is life.
#43
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
#44
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
#45
True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable.
#46
Friends are the family you choose.
#47
There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship.
#48
A sweet friendship refreshes the soul.
#49
Life was meant for good friends and great adventures.
#50
Good friends are like stars. You do not always see them, but you know they are always there.
#51
Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.
#52
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
#53
The road to success and the road to failure are almost exactly the same.
#54
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.
#55
Do not be afraid to give up the good to go for the great.
#56
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
#57
Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.
#58
The secret of success is to do the common thing uncommonly well.
#59
Success is not how high you have climbed, but how you make a positive difference to the world.
#60
If you really look closely, most overnight successes took a long time.
#61
Happiness is not something ready-made. It comes from your own actions.
#62
The most important thing is to enjoy your life—to be happy—it is all that matters.
#63
Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.
#64
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
#65
For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
#66
Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
#67
Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product.
#68
Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life.
#69
The only way to do great work is to love what you do.
#70
Believe you can and you are halfway there.
#71
It always seems impossible until it is done.
#72
Do not watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.
#73
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
#74
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
#75
What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals.
#76
Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.
#77
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
#78
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
#79
The best way to predict the future is to create it.
#80
You miss 100% of the shots you do not take.
#81
Whether you think you can or you think you cannot, you are right.
#82
I have not failed. I have just found 10,000 ways that will not work.
#83
Limit your always and your nevers.
#84
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says I am possible.
#85
There is no substitute for hard work.
#86
The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
#87
Creativity is intelligence having fun.
#88
Family is not an important thing. It is everything.
#89
The love of family and the admiration of friends is much more important than wealth and privilege.
#90
Family is where life begins and love never ends.
#91
A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
#92
The family is one of nature is masterpieces.
#93
In time of test, family is best.
#94
Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten.
#95
The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other is life.
#96
Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family: Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.
#97
Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family.
#98
The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
#99
Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.
#100
Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.
#101
The only way to avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.
#102
Patience is the companion of wisdom.
#103
Turn your wounds into wisdom.
#104
The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.
#105
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you would have preferred to talk.
#106
Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude.
#107
A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events, and outcomes.
#108
Excellence is not a skill, it is an attitude.
#109
People may hear your words, but they feel your attitude.
#110
Ability is what you are capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it.
#111
Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.
#112
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
#113
The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.
#114
Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal.
#115
Keep your face always toward the sunshine—and shadows will fall behind you.
#116
Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you will start having positive results.
#117
Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will.
#118
The only time you fail is when you fall down and stay down.
#119
Every day may not be good, but there is something good in every day.
#120
A strong, positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success.
#121
The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible.
#122
When you think positive, good things happen.
#123
Stay positive, work hard, make it happen.
#124
All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
#125
A dream does not become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination, and hard work.
#126
Dream big and dare to fail.
#127
The only thing worse than starting something and failing is not starting something.
#128
Do not dream your life, live your dream.
#129
No matter where you are from, your dreams are valid.
#130
Dreams are the touchstones of our characters.
#131
Every great dream begins with a dreamer.
#132
If you can dream it, you can do it.
#133
Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness.
#134
Once you choose hope, anything is possible.
#135
Hope is a waking dream.
#136
We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.
#137
Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul.
#138
Let your hopes, not your hurts, shape your future.
#139
Hope is important because it can make the present moment less difficult to bear.
#140
When the world says give up, hope whispers try it one more time.
#141
Hope is a force of nature. Do not let anyone tell you different.
#142
While there is life, there is hope.
#143
Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths.
#144
The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.
#145
You never know how strong you are until being strong is your only choice.
#146
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
#147
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak.
#148
Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
#149
A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
#150
Strength and growth come only through continuous effort and struggle.
#151
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the assessment that something else is more important than fear.
#152
It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.
#153
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear—not absence of fear.
#154
Have enough courage to trust love one more time and always one more time.
#155
Courage starts with showing up, and letting ourselves be seen.
#156
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face.
#157
Courage is the most important of all the virtues because without courage, you cannot practice any other virtue consistently.
#158
Be brave. Take risks. Nothing can substitute experience.
#159
Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years.
#160
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
#161
Every birthday is a gift. Every day is a gift.
#162
Do not count the years — make the years count.
#163
A birth-date is a reminder to celebrate the life as well as to update the life.
#164
The great thing about getting older is that you do not lose all the other ages you have been.
#165
Live your life and forget your age.
#166
Time is what we want most, but what we use worst.
#167
The two most powerful warriors are patience and time.
#168
Lost time is never found again.
#169
Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind.
#170
The future starts today, not tomorrow.
#171
Do not count the days, make the days count.
#172
Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend.
#173
Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow has not yet come. We have only today.
#174
A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take.
#175
The love between a father and daughter is forever.
#176
Sisters are different flowers from the same garden.
#177
Brothers and sisters are as close as hands and feet.
#178
To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world.
#179
The greatest thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
#180
Grandparents are the footsteps to the future generations.
#181
A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.
#182
True friends are never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart.
#183
The best teachers are those who show you where to look but do not tell you what to see.
#184
A mentor is someone who sees more talent and ability within you than you see in yourself.
#185
You are my sun, my moon, and all my stars.
#186
I would rather spend one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.
#187
You are my today and all of my tomorrows.
#188
If I know what love is, it is because of you.
#189
I swear I could not love you more than I do right now, and yet I know I will tomorrow.
#190
You are my best friend, my human diary, and my other half.
#191
I look at you and see the rest of my life in front of my eyes.
#192
I choose you. And I will choose you over and over and over.
#193
You are my greatest adventure.
#194
I love you for all that you are, all that you have been, and all you are yet to be.
#195
You are the source of my joy, the center of my world, and the whole of my heart.
#196
I am much more me when I am with you.
#197
You are my heart is home.
#198
Where there is love there is life.
#199
In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours.
#200
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
#201
Nothing will work unless you do.
#202
Hard work beats talent when talent does not work hard.
#203
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
#204
Dreams do not work unless you do.
#205
The heart has its reasons which reason knows not.
#206
Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden.
#207
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched—they must be felt with the heart.
#208
Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.
#209
Your heart knows the way. Run in that direction.
#210
Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
#211
In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks.
#212
Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished.
#213
The earth has music for those who listen.
#214
Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience.
#215
Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
#216
Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart.
#217
Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.
#218
Beauty begins the moment you decide to be yourself.
#219
Outer beauty attracts, but inner beauty captivates.
#220
Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.
#221
Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.
#222
There is no greatness where there is no simplicity, goodness and truth.
#223
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
#224
Knowledge is power.
#225
An investment in knowledge pays the best interest.
#226
The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you.
#227
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one is ignorance.
#228
Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice.
#229
Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.
#230
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.
#231
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
#232
Develop a passion for learning. If you do, you will never cease to grow.
#233
A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way.
#234
Leadership is not about being in charge. It is about taking care of those in your charge.
#235
A true leader has the confidence to stand alone, the courage to make tough decisions, and the compassion to listen.
#236
A leader is a dealer in hope.
#237
Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower.
#238
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.
#239
Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.
#240
Success in business requires training and discipline and hard work.
#241
Do not worry about failure; you only have to be right once.
#242
Chase the vision, not the money. The money will end up following you.
#243
A goal without a plan is just a wish.
#244
Setting goals is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible.
#245
If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.
#246
Goals are dreams with deadlines.
#247
Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment.
#248
We must all suffer one of two things: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret.
#249
With self-discipline most anything is possible.
#250
Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines, practiced every day.
#251
The first and best victory is to conquer self.
#252
Where focus goes, energy flows.
#253
Starve your distractions, feed your focus.
#254
Focus on being productive instead of busy.
#255
Always remember, your focus determines your reality.
#256
The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new.
#257
Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.
#258
Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.
#259
Have patience. All things are difficult before they become easy.
#260
Genius is eternal patience.
#261
With love and patience, nothing is impossible.
#262
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
#263
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
#264
Be the change that you wish to see in the world.
#265
A warm smile is the universal language of kindness.
#266
Treat everyone with politeness and kindness, not because they are nice, but because you are.
#267
Gratitude turns what we have into enough.
#268
Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.
#269
When you arise in the morning think of what a privilege it is to be alive, to think, to enjoy, to love.
#270
Wear gratitude like a cloak, and it will feed every corner of your life.
#271
Start each day with a positive thought and a grateful heart.
#272
Humility is not thinking less of yourself, it is thinking of yourself less.
#273
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.
#274
Humility is the foundation of all the other virtues.
#275
It is unwise to be too sure of one is own wisdom.
#276
Humility will open more doors than arrogance ever will.
#277
Integrity is doing the right thing, even when no one is watching.
#278
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.
#279
The supreme quality for leadership is unquestionably integrity.
#280
With integrity, you have nothing to fear, since you have nothing to hide.
#281
One of the truest tests of integrity is its blunt refusal to be compromised.
#282
No legacy is so rich as honesty.
#283
Honesty is more than not lying. It is truth telling, truth speaking, truth living, and truth loving.
#284
Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it will always get you the right ones.
#285
Every lie is two lies, the lie we tell others and the lie we tell ourselves to justify it.
#286
The high road is always respected. Honesty and integrity are always rewarded.
#287
The strength of a family, like the strength of an army, is in its loyalty to each other.
#288
Loyalty is the pledge of truth to oneself and others.
#289
Without loyalty there is no love. Without trust there is no relationship.
#290
Respect yourself and others will respect you.
#291
One of the most sincere forms of respect is actually listening to what another has to say.
#292
Respect is how to treat everyone, not just those you want to impress.
#293
Trust takes years to build, seconds to break, and forever to repair.
#294
The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.
#295
To be trusted is a greater compliment than being loved.
#296
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
#297
Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
#298
The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest.
#299
Forgiveness is the final form of love.
#300
If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.
#301
The simplest acts of kindness are by far more powerful than a thousand heads bowing in prayer.
#302
Compassion is the basis of morality.
#303
A kind gesture can reach a wound that only compassion can heal.
#304
Life is a journey, not a destination.
#305
A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles.
#306
The path to success is to take massive, determined action.
#307
There is no path to happiness. Happiness is the path.
#308
The path to wisdom is paved with humility.
#309
Success is a journey, not a destination.
#310
The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away.
#311
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
#312
Find your purpose, and you will find your peace.
#313
Life is without meaning. You bring the meaning to it.
#314
The meaning of things lies not in the things themselves, but in our attitude towards them.
#315
The meaning of life is to give life meaning.
#316
The first step toward change is awareness. The second step is acceptance.
#317
The awakening of the heart is the beginning of love.
#318
Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.
#319
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
#320
Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work.
#321
The greatest skill is the ability to learn.
#322
The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach your full potential.
#323
Challenges are what make life interesting. Overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.
#324
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
#325
Every obstacle is a stepping stone to success.
#326
The struggle you are in today is developing the strength you need for tomorrow.
#327
To live is to suffer, to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering.
#328
The greatest wealth is health.
#329
Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food.
#330
Quiet the mind, and the soul will speak.
#331
The best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other.
#332
Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you.
#333
Birthdays are nature is way of telling us to eat more cake.
#334
A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.
#335
Yoga is not about touching your toes. It is about what you learn on the way down.
#336
Society is like a stew. If you do not stir it occasionally, all the scum rises to the top.
#337
Nostalgia is a seductive liar.
#338
A legend is an old man with a cane known for what he used to do.
#339
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
#340
Rarely do great beauty and great virtue dwell together.

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